Commack

See also: Boujee Redneck; The town where your pickup truck is more valuable than your Mercedes; The land of big and beautiful houses with small and ugly minded people inside of them.
Commack is a large, wealthy suburb (in comparison to it's neighbors) on Long Island, NY. It is a breeding ground for privileged white boys, as these are the only types of people that matter in this world. Right?

Commack High School is an International Baccalaureate school, a program of which the sole purpose is to make the school itself look better. When on the walking tour of the school, you can look to your left OR to your right to see pants sagging below the ass, Diamond Supply Co. and Make America Great Again hats! You can look straight ahead, however, for a perfect view of what should be a Vinyard Vines catalog ad. The not-so-elusive stereotypical white girl is never too far away, with her death-by-straightening hair, her Michael Kors bag, Steve Madden espadrilles, and her muted pink lace-up body suit tucked in to her ripped jeans. She wouldn't be complete, however, without her Kylie Lip Kit and Passion Iced Tea.

Oh, you're from Commack? I'm so, so sorry.

by comeoutontop August 22, 2017

Cosmic

synonym for dank

This weed is hella cosmic!

by cheese ballers August 3, 2010

Cosmic Muffin

A religious icon that refutes the existence of all self serving religious beliefs

Because they murder in the name of Allah, the cosmic muffin shall smite them.

The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him

Im hungry. Its muffin time.

by yomuff November 28, 2011

Commack

A place where the rich act hood and the posers act tuff. A place where anyone can get drugs under 30 minutes. A place where the jews run wild and make the poor look poorer. The shithole of long island, Commack is to New York as New Jersey is to America. A fight is normal 6 to 8 times a day. Good luck in Commack but don't expect any Commack Pride cause we only have 1% left and we're saving that for the next time we win a football game.(never)

Silly white boy go back to Commack.

by CMack Wigger December 6, 2010

Cormack

A tall lanky white boi who really puts the “cock” in caucasian and will put it somewhere else if you show him a good time. He may be lanky but that doesn’t mean his athletic ability doesn’t rival that of most Greek gods (along with the size of his member). Cormack is a lover at heart but it takes some time to get to know him. If you are able to get him to open up, you’ll be rewarded with treasures beyond your wildest imaginations. He’ll claim to be Irish but have no way to back this up. He likes to smack large balls on the weekend when performing in his coed volleyball games. Overall if you know a Cormack, consider yourself lucky as he’s a big man with a big heart with an even bigger cock.

Oh wow did you see Cormack smash the ball in that guys face

Wow that Cormack is so tall and hot I just can’t

by BigMoney12345 March 7, 2019

cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

Cosmic win

The newly nominated archrival of epic fail.
Declaring a sense of pride, hope, or success.

Usually combined with a high five or another sense of nonverbal agreement.

Frank: I want people to stop saying epic, it's so old.
James: I couldn't agree more.
Frank: Cosmic win! *head bash*

by Gard Garr February 1, 2009