grease my corndog

When someone covers their partners dick in grease to use as lube

We went to the county fair in Kansas and after I let my girl grease my corndog

by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017

South Carolina CornDog

When you're banging an older woman with flabby skin and she straps it around your peepee like a corndog

Went out with Mabel from the canasta club...man does she make a mean South Carolina Corndog.

by G2theGreek July 22, 2023

beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 2, 2017

Corndog

When someone tends to ruin the moment or says something extremely stupid and you hit them on the bag of their head

You're with your boyfriend and you tell him "You smell so good!" He says, "I just farted babe."
Then he deserves a corndog.

by AlrightWey February 1, 2010

German Corndog

The act of pooping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled rectum) and placing one's shaft inside. Then pull your shit covered penis out and there you have it. The insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. If you put pam on the inside of the container the shit slides out better. (German because of poop in place of corn, and penis in place of hotdog)

SziPhi:We went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
Vash:I know, I still have wood splinters in my urethra.
SziPhi:Next time I won't bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
Vash:Yeah. I've already lost 3 inches to date.

by Wal-Mart June 13, 2005

chicken cordon bleu

Variation of chicken cutlet except that the giver has a bad case of smegma and wraps his johnson with mustard and bacon.

Eve got chicken cordon bleu-ed by ten mexicans

by Madhu January 27, 2004

slimy corndog

when a woman puts mustard in her hands and gives a mans penis a hand job. and then squirts a line of ketchup across the top of the shaft. and the says mmmm. and then deep throats the shit out of it.

Jenny loves corndogs so she gave her boyfriend his first slimy corndog

by shananana doo doo doo doo July 30, 2009