Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise

"Hey man, Stop cooning off!"

by fwjakko April 25, 2024

conjizzded

When your nose is stuffy…. But it’s full of jizz!!! UwU

Hey babe what’s wrong?? Nothing I’m just conjizzded *jizz runs out of nose*

by Poobum3536 March 24, 2024

coongirl

A Coongirl is a black women

Dave: Do you remember that black girl from the bar?
Phill: Yes, please don’t tell me you actually had sex with that coongirl

by Dalantae Carter January 28, 2025

coonism

Doin that which a coon does. ie, thugin and buggin an smacking hoes drinking 40's smokin blunts

Your coonism is showing.

by Mr. Muffdiver69 April 13, 2025

coonified cheese sandwhich

Something very tasty, can also be used as a greeting

"The monster ate my coonified cheese sandwhich" or as a greeting/in response to hello: "coonified cheese sandwhich"

by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025

Cooncil meat

Regular British woman in her 20’s covered in fillers and fake tan, holidays in Marbs & Dubai. Normally dates a dealer with a Range Rover on pcp and keeps him hidden on social media. Rough as they come under the plastic face and behind the social media persona. Often refers themselves as a MUA or asthetics nurse

Check out Shona- Kate over there, hanging with the Botox, proper cooncil meat that one

by Cooncilman December 9, 2025

Neurotypical coonies

Neurotypical coonies stand for basically anything weird going on inside your head. Don't like the texture of your food? It's making you get neurotypical coonies. Someones sweater is ugly as fuck? It's givign you neurotypical coonies.

Jesus, your breath is giving me neurotypical coonies.

by cooniemaster3000 December 12, 2023