A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.
Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.
by HastaCare February 07, 2016
the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.
“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”
by chihuahuacheese07 August 20, 2023
by Ryeism March 08, 2016
Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
by djtimyd January 08, 2018
is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
german constipation
by minecraft bruv October 05, 2019
"I had all these ideas but couldn't put it on paper"
"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"
"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"
by Sir. KĀG January 24, 2024
When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.
by The Last True Mouthpiece December 01, 2022