Congused

Congused is an invented word that basically means confused.Only people with a serious case of down syndrome or autism can use this word since it makes them sound different and original.My name is Dave and I live in a tesco car park in Liverpool lol yeno tha caunty road one ;p

Suck my left tit and call me Jerry
Fucken ell lad im congused right now

by Haahehuc December 29, 2018

confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.

guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !

by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009

confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what

Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!

by missbe.xx December 8, 2010

conguesture

portmanteau of guess and conjecture

He made a conguesture.

by polijk November 13, 2011

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

confusesation

a confusing conversation

This confusesation has gotten out of hand!

by Jenni from the Block March 4, 2012