Commie

A no good, dirty, low down, anti-capitalistic fuckhead.
You are not gonna take my things for free.

"Bro that new kid is a fucking commie, nobody likes him."

by CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE May 6, 2022

Commie

An individual that advocates for the achievement of a stateless, classless, moneyless society, utilizing the transitioning stage known as Socialism and the common ownership of the means of production by society as a whole.

I, ProletarianBanner am a Marxist Communist, who is commonly referred to as a "hardcore commie"!

by Proletarian Banner December 24, 2021

Saucy Commie

When your commanding officer cuts off your supply line of gay porn so you and the rest of the front line start bumming each other which acts as a morale boost assisting any assault which may already be in progress.

Colonel Sanders just won a decisive victory by utilising the Saucy Commie strategy

by WhiteboyzWitAttitude May 28, 2020

Commie

Someone who can satisfy their partner.

Look at that commie with the huge 54 incher, my Capitalist ass can only ever be a bottom.

by thehare October 8, 2021

COMMY

A tall combed over individual with a rapidly increasing alcohol problem. Prone to falling in love with soccer girls from Community Colleges.

Damn, how did you become such a commy?

by MasonGlaudel April 8, 2024

Commie

Derogatory term for super hot and sexy people that do not hate poor and colonized people.

Those damned commies are always talking about building housing and unionizing. I think that they just want new venues for their super hot and cool gay sex orgies. Not me, though. I get off when I see cops threatening the homeless with rifles. If those commies had it their way, we'd be living in an authoritarian dystopia.

by gramthey August 1, 2022

Yarv stepmommie a commie

A comeback that is stronger and better than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined. For best results, use when they are speaking about politics at the dinner table. Even better if they don't even have a step-mom. Just because it has a political use, doesn't mean you can only use it then.

"Them: (insert politician here) and anybody who follows them is a cuck.
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie.
Them: *dies*"

"Friend: ur mom gay
You: your'e dad lesbian
Friend: your granny tranny
You: Yarv stepmommie a commie
Friend: *falls on the floor crying uncontrollably*."

by Zenyattatron May 11, 2018