collin rimmer

A disgusting mix of a fat child and a groomer. Collin often takes children to the Trafford centre to the food court. Rimmer took GCSE cookery making him “The gay baker”

First a french word then English. I can’t believe man he was once a fat child and now a grommer making him a Collin rimmer

by Reaney February 21, 2019

Collinsexual

If you are collinsexual, you like to have intercourse with paper

Friend 1: You are collinsexual
Friend 2: *explodes*

by mememasternate March 12, 2019

Pocket Calling

if you have your cell phone in your pocket, you sometimes manage to call people without knowing it.. that way you are pockey calling

Hank is always pocket calling... I'm getting called by him so often lately.. and than all i hear is his a weird murmer

by Robbird October 23, 2009

Collin

When somebody is so hot they pretty much pass the laws of hotness and head into a whole other dimension of mouth watering, knee shaking, mind jellifying goodness. Embodiments of this definition are often referred to simply as Collin.

Girl One: 'That boy is so Collin it's unbelievable.'
Girl Two: 'I know. He's amazing. Look at him go.'
Girl One: 'With pleasure.'

'Yeah, he's a Collin'

by Semny. November 2, 2009

calling dibs

calling dibs is a slang term that refers to a male "claiming" the rights to pursue a woman. dibs can be called in either a serious or a sarcastic fashion as long as all males in the party are aware of the context.

(after spotting a particularly attractive or unattractive woman) "I'm calling dibs!"

by pps57 May 21, 2008

collinswood

The meal eaten between lunch and the evening meal. Usually consumed at 3 or 4 o' clock.
The word's etymology can be traced to the latin words 'colligo', meaning to gather or assemble and a corruption of the verb 'voro' meaning to eat greedily / consume.

Would you care to accompany me for collinswood

by Max Power March 30, 2005

Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

by tessaract November 2, 2009