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Chemistry

The only subject where you get yelled at for not wearing goggles while mixing water, H20, liquid ice and dihydrogen monoxide together.
Billy: Pours water into a beaker
Chemistry teacher: BILLY WHY DID YOU POUR WATER INTO A BEAKER WITHOUT GOGGLES WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT BEFORE I REMOVE YOUR HEAD GET OUT
by V. Decussata October 4, 2021
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Chemistry Classology

The study and theorization of Marmalade Mum, 18+ Comic Book Saga. Chemistry Class 1, and 2
They know a lot about Chemistry Class, by Marmalade Mum. They probably study Chemistry Classology
by TTIDDE October 10, 2021
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chemistry

The reason for me to Hannah Baker, the reasons why my favourite bath bomb is my toaster :)
p1: do you like chemistry?
p2: no its the reason i want to die

p1: understandble, samesies!
by KimKsleftimplant March 28, 2022
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Chemisphere

The atmospheric air that lingers in a drug operation building similar to the air found in a back woods redneck meth camper full of tweakers that have not showered since they bought their first teenth.
No normal human being has been able to experience what a Chemisphere is like and tweakers cant use computers so we really don't know...
by J/M/C April 1, 2022
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Chemistress

A particularly sexy, female, chemistry lecturer, tutor or educational professional in the chemistry department.
"Bro, Did you see that new chemistry teacher from Brisbane?"

"Yeah dude, total Chemistress"
by Strictly for my gingers April 4, 2022
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Chemistress

"Bro, have you seen our chemistry tutor yet? Total Chemistress."

"Yeah, I hope her pH isn't over 7 because I can't handle another basic bitch"

"My man, that pun was tighter than a quick fit joint on a round bottom flask"
by Moluscan Mumma May 6, 2022
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Chemist

A person who studies chemistry, but is also secretly insane.
"What is your expertise?"
"I am a chemist."
by thatoneguyinthiswebsite May 18, 2022
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