choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

choad storm

while it is snowing outside it falls in small but fat flakes

dude did yuo see how fat that snow was even though they were small flakes?
yeah bro it was a total choad storm

by tatatata tanner January 16, 2011

choad mongler

1) Two men that are gay with one another and enjoy one anothers choad.

2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.

1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.

2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.

by austin nigger lips February 24, 2008

your choad

See your face.

"You're in some deep shit now."
"Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh snap!"

by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004

choad master

Someone who has mastered sucking choads

Nick Cline from longmeadow, massachusetts is the ultimate choad master.

by cookie stealer April 23, 2003

Choad Burglar

Basically someone who burgles choads

"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"

by Westinator December 1, 2004

choad jockey

An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.

That guy is such a choad jockey.

by The Real Cooney July 25, 2006