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Certified side shaygo penis” is a term used by the most elite of shaygos. which is a moment that will be remembered by the boys.
Shaygo1- “that’s a certified side shaygo penis
Shaygo2- “sure was bucky
by Big fungus 12 March 23, 2023
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On october 21'st it is National certified dumbass day .
Hey today is october 21'st national certified dumbass day today was made for you .
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The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.
by kootiger June 16, 2017
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Certified Salton Sea Moment

An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!
Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!

Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
by Douglas Dimmadome July 15, 2022
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An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.
Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?
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certified side nigga secret

CSNS - A truth or fact by a certified side nigga that must be gatekept. Can be used by the non certified as long as they don’t cap.
Guy 1: “Homie, you gotta give me her @ if she really that fine“
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”
by napa75 July 15, 2023
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