Take care of myself

To masturbate.

I was feeling horny so I took out my vibrator and went to the room to take care of myself.

by J. Freka June 2, 2018

So now you care!

The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.

"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"

Guy's version:

"Hey dude. What's up?"

"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"

"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."

by Nidamric July 15, 2008

I don't care

Indicates that the speaker has no interest or emotional investment in the topic at hand.

Guy 1- My grandma died :(
Guy 2- I don't care

by You stupid. March 18, 2022

care picha

is Costa Rican expression to call a person "dick face"

eres un "care picha"

by daniel alajuela October 5, 2010

Calienta Huevos

1.
South American Colombian Spanish word for 'cockteaser',
Calientapolla is a Mexican or from Spain.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

Straight Spanish Translation means... A female chicken that seats all day to heat eggs, but does no more.
Female Sexual Teaser,

As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals.

Ah esa, Calienta Huevos!

by Just a friend... February 7, 2013

Health care

Something 90% of Americans never get

European: I broke my leg. Ambulance took me to the hospital and I got my leg fixed. I also received physiotherapy and I didn't pay a dime thanks to the public insurance (public health care).
American: *confused confusing confusion*

by Confused american unga bunga March 14, 2021

Cadie

A girl, who's name is NOT pronounce like CADDY, as in the golfers slave.
its like KATIE,
just spelled slightly different.

And also this girl is amazing (:

Hey Cadie!

by cadieee March 3, 2009