Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.

Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.

by acs26 September 4, 2012

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yard candy

Items such as yard decor, flowers or furniture that add color to an outdoor landscape.

Who planted the red flower bulbs; nice yard candy!

by R.A. Finn September 8, 2006

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Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.

Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.

by Locdonan October 25, 2011

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candy flipping

when lsd or acid, is combined with mdma or extascy.

for a unique high, try candy flipping.

by chrisone87@yahoo.com May 24, 2006

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Candy Crush

Poor excuse for a game.

A piece of garbage that denies of social life for the user and annoys all the people around. Its extensive levels and difficulty made people became addicted and ask for lifes to their facebook friends, and send countless invitations. Another example of the Cyber-geddon.

It's just a copy of bejeweled.

Child: Dad, I'm hungry !

Father: Oh..! your mother is playing Candy Crush and forgot to make dinner for you!

by Lokillo August 31, 2013

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