If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022

cant remember that i asked

some mutated frick version of “who asked”

Dude 1: wassup dude fortnite chapter 4 season 2 just got released
Dude 2: im sorry… but i cant remember that i asked

by Impostor (sus) March 10, 2023

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021

cant fit in with the normies

A phrase used by drainers to assert dominance over so called "normies".

Kid 1: Yo i got with a girl tho she dont got no colored hair
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground

by 2swastika December 2, 2023

Cant

A 'cant' is a mis-kicked power shot in football (soccer), which flies very high over the crossbar.

'Victor! Stop canting the ball all the time!'
'Ugh, he canted the ball again, I'm not climbing over the fence to get it!'

by Andre Dre October 19, 2021

you cant preach if you cant teach

If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.

“ you cant preach if you cant teach David”

by Georgiewinter October 14, 2025

grandpa cant get it up

grandpas dick can not get hard any more and grandma is getting pissed off so grandpa takes Viagra to get it hard tell your significant other this if they have erectile dysfunction

(grandma from other room) grandpa cant get it up can you now

by WalmartIsNOToverrated December 24, 2022