boring bruce

Someone who is very boring

"Hey wanna come out?"

"Nah cant be bothered tonight"

"Urgh, such a boring Bruce!!"

by MecPT May 10, 2016

Bruce Wang

A wealthy Asian man, who has an affinity to wearing black and being sort of a dick

That Asian dude dresses in leather and drives his maserati every night - yeah he's a real Bruce Wang

by datniggared April 29, 2015

Bruce Forsyth

While constipated and sitting on the toilet straining, you may find yourself with your fist pressed up against your forehead, and a gurning expression on your face. This level of constipation is termed a "Bruce Forsyth". You will resemble a pose made famous by a popular UK entertainer Bruce Forsyth, which he would perform not long after appearing in front of an audience.

My god, im so stuffed up, I ended up having a bruce forsyth on the loo. Thankfully i got a brucie bonus so no damage done ;)

by BouncyBrian May 28, 2014

Bruces Burritos

The most delicious place to eat any sort of mexican food outside of mexico, possibly even inside mexico. Whenever you come to Bruces you will be intensely pleased in the mouth and can't wait to come back for more. Bruce's is the only restaurant in the state of Maine that is is perfectly acceptable, and even expected for stoners to come dine in, most commonly known as Bruce's.

Lets get stoned and go to Bruces Burritos

by C-town gangster October 6, 2011

The Bruce Lee

When your lover bends over, spreads their cheeks and yells "Enter the Dragon!" At which time, you do a flying dong thrust balls deep.

My wife was so horny from watching a kung-fu movie marathon that she demanded The Bruce Lee.

Since I broke my ankle, I haven't been able to give Brenda The Bruce Lee which she loves so much.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012

Bruce U

Ugandan Bruce Lee. He can show you how they do action in Uganda.

Ugandan Bruce Lee. We call him Bruce U.

by Bruce U March 15, 2018

Neely Bruce

1) The man who set the US Bill of Rights to music.
2)A good replacement word for anything. Ever. Yelled when used.

Derived from the composer, Neely Bruce.

1) Hi, my name is Neely Bruce...
2) NEELY BRUCE
3) Who ate the cat? Neely Bruce ate the cat.

by NeelyBruce August 23, 2010