by IronChefofVag May 30, 2023
whenever you want to kill someone, call them a broccoli face
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience
it makes you feel much better, trust a person of experience
by UncleMonty_01 February 26, 2023
used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2012
;)
by Dflizz February 07, 2018
That one guy who is a little into vegetables, a little too much and ends up smelling like broccoli the next day.
“Hey, didn’t ya hear? I heard our pal Nick became a Shockley Broccoli the other day.”
“Duuuuude, no way.”
“Duuuuude, no way.”
by MonikaManXXX69XXX69 February 22, 2018
fgfhffadmklfgh broccoli
by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024