Inhaling while breathing

When you do this, you inhale oxygen, but you can't breathe, causing self-suffocation of the lungs.

According to known scientist, and major risk taker, Spencer Chapman, who risked his life making this marvelous discovery, for man kind to study....

"Oh shit, i inhaled while breathing"
Inhaling while breathing- The practice of self suffocation

by Cusa Miner (look me up on YT) August 8, 2017

breaching turtle

noun; Known regionally as "mustachious dollarous amphibious," the breaching turtle is a somewhat timid creature that can be commonly found relaxing stage-side at area strip clubs. It is not uncommon to see anywhere between 2-5 breaching turtles occupying the same dimly lit corner. The breaching turtle spends most of its time with its head safely concealed within its t-shirt-like shell (*note: breaching turtles have the ability to remain submerged for up to as many as 3 Def Leppard songs). A breaching turtle will remain concealed until its insatiable appetite for titty resin causes it to burst forth, craning its long neck in the direction of its prey. The breaching turtle utilizes a dollar bill held firmly between its nose and mouth to lure in the stripper it desires. Upon having titties rub in its face, the breaching turtle may linger for several more sets of titties before quietly retreating back into its shell. On rare occasion, breaching turtles may emerge to particularly large, old, or ugly strippers upon which the breaching turtle will hastily recede back into the safety of its 100% cotton shell (see "frightened turtle")

"Did you see Chris last night?"

"Yeah man! He waited through like two whole dances before totally going breaching turtle on that one with the phat azz and big ole tit-tays!"

by mustachious dollarous June 26, 2014

Breaking at the Wheel

A torture technique that involves tying an accused criminal to a wooden wheel and rolling it on hard, sharp, bumpy surface causing irreversible damage to bones and organs. Sometimes if the person was still alive, an excecutioner would hammer the brain with iron or drop the wheel in a lake. The bodies were often left on display to dismay criminals.

Breaking at the wheel is not a good way to go.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. November 26, 2016

Breaking and entering blowjob

The act of breaking into someones bathroom and forcefully giving them head.

Oh man, Justin and his dog just caught me off with guard with a Breaking and Entering blowjob at work said Jeff

by Dbzage March 4, 2018

breaking an atom

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! you mother of oof why did you do that now we all dead because of you. When you are breaking an atom, the you are about to be oofed, because you will you go boom.

When you are breaking an atom, you set off a giant atom bomb, so don't do it.

by I like Obunga January 15, 2019

Breaking a blue pen

Smurf homicide

I was just breaking a blue pen when you called

by DeanGullberry69 August 14, 2019

breaking the space time continuum

You’ve already done it by pressing this definition

YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR IT, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK...BREAKING THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM

by No cojeo sixndidndx October 30, 2020