California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.

Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.

by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009

Breakfast Boner

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007

Pancake Breakfast

To be fired or laid off during a breakfast meeting, one on one or by group.

The mortgage group is in the conference room having a pancake breakfast... dibbs on the window cube.

Lanford is at a pancake breakfast with HR... dibbs on his chair.

by Orphan Bob May 19, 2009

Breakfast Bitch

1)What you call someone when they make breakfast for you all the time.

2)A certain hoe that bitches around the breakfast time of
7:00AM to 9:30AM.

That Erika chick is totally a breakfast bitch, she makes me eggs n' bacon every morning.

by Da Pluhar October 16, 2009

breakfast maker

A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast

John was always able to perform a breakfast maker when it was really neccessary

by Ryan A May 6, 2006

Breakfast Roll

Female initiated morning sex. The Breakfast Roll is performed when your babe wakes up all wet, hot and horny. Whilst you are still sleeping, she latches ahold of your morning wood, climbs on top and starts riding old morning glory until she climaxes. Breakfast Rolls usually end up with a male climax by finishing you off with a handy or fellatio.

Stan: Carl you are late for work again. This cannot continue. I have a business to run. Why are you constantly late every morning the past two weeks?
Carl: I am sorry Stan. I am out of routine. My old lady keeps doing the Breakfast Roll every morning. Bitch is horned up something fierce. I will stop her next time.
Stan: Hell no Carl. Let the bitch ride it. I will just change your start time!

by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015