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by Uncle Zamn September 25, 2018
Get the Balenciaga mug.The word was defined during a bit of a slaggin match between a Scottish warlord and some 16yo fool.
1. Antarctica is the only continent without Balend.
2. There are six towns named Balend in the United States.
3. Balend cannot swim.
4. The opposite sides of Balend always add up to seven.
5. Snow White's coffin was made of Balend.
6. Scientists have discovered that Balend can smell the presence of autism in children.
7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Balend would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields!
8. Balend once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Balend!
10. It can take Balend several days to move just through one tree.
1. Antarctica is the only continent without Balend.
2. There are six towns named Balend in the United States.
3. Balend cannot swim.
4. The opposite sides of Balend always add up to seven.
5. Snow White's coffin was made of Balend.
6. Scientists have discovered that Balend can smell the presence of autism in children.
7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Balend would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields!
8. Balend once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
9. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Balend!
10. It can take Balend several days to move just through one tree.
by tG^Mounty May 4, 2006
Get the balend mug.A game for two or more players, originating in Toronto. Historically, fans of Toronto's hockey team, the Maple Leafs, would celebrate a victory by engaging in a round of Bales.
The object of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum, while avoiding getting tapped in the scrotum yourself.
The object of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum, while avoiding getting tapped in the scrotum yourself.
by Juh April 29, 2004
Get the Bales mug.A sexual act involving one or two men, standing, and minimum two women, laying atop each other like stacked bales of hay between the two men. The women involved can lay in a variety of orientations; Face-to-face head-to-head, face-to-face head-to-feet, etc.
The point of hay-baling is alternating penetration of one female to the next and, depending on orientation of the women, simultaneous clitoral stimulation.
The point of hay-baling is alternating penetration of one female to the next and, depending on orientation of the women, simultaneous clitoral stimulation.
My girl and I had a threesome with her best friend. They went sixty-nine so I hay-baled 'em and **** all over her friend's face.
by RoosterMan0077 September 1, 2013
Get the Hay-Bale mug.Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is.
Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30.
If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
by ceeceecee November 8, 2007
Get the christian bale mug.She is a very complicated girl. She prides herself on her work ethic. She enjoys adventure. Usually is musically inclined. Dating her will change your world, as she has an asphyxiating love for you when she commits. She is the girl that you will never forget. She is the one that walks away and never looks back. Do not try to tie her down or give her boundaries. She will not do well. She enjoys her independence and freedom. She needs that. Very intelligent and driven.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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