BP Snitch

A black person who snitches on white folks for the simplest shit just because they hate white people even if white folks helped him/her on something.

(Carter) Yo Dre i got these answers from the teacher's answer sheet the answers are ADDB.
(Dre) Mr.Mathu Carter is cheating.
(Carter) Bruh i was just trying to help you, you fckin BP Snitch.

by Sophisticated AI June 16, 2021

BP (Big Pussies)

A company run by a horde of retards who completely fucked up the Gulf of Mexico and the southern coastline with its dangerous oil spill. Also refers to any other company that profusely screws up something major and calls it "a huge and regrettable mistake" (AIG, for example); or it can refer to a group of people who vandalize a person's property or vehicle then hires other people who are willing to take the blame.

Victim: "Oh my gosh! Wtf took the parts off my Lamborghini?" Vandals: "It was Jack and Dick." Victim: "Did you two assholes really do this to my once-good whip?" Fake Vandals: "Yes we did sir." (The oil now leaks out of the hapless piece of junk, then it bursts all over the man's house, much like Old Faithful bursts water out of its geyser-filled hole) Fake Vandals: "Oops, it wasn't us we just got paid to lie to you" (Takes the money and runs off) Vandal #1: "I told yall we shouldnt have trusted dem snitches now we gotta pay him back for collateral damage and spontaneous combustion" Vandal #2: "I know let's give him a BP (blowpop) and he'll probably forget this has ever happened!" Vandal #3: "I agree with him Two Thumbs Up and head raised too." Vandal #1: "Aight, i'm down wit dat." "BP (Big Pussies) all day!" (And what a perfectly great resemblance of Big Pussies that was too.)

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

BP DAY

Booty patrol day

normally held on any day when thick booty is present

"damn she thick i think it BP DAY"

by johnyboi23 September 10, 2018

bp;dr

"behind paywall, didn't read"

Etymology: An adaptation of tl;dr.

"Dude, did you read that spectacular paper on embryonic stem cells?"

"Sorry, bp;dr"

by Neurobonkers June 17, 2013

BP Zit

When you have a large zit that just dosn't stop oozin' no matter what you do!

Damn, I've got a BP zit that won't quit! Hey, did you see Terry today, he's got a BP zit runnin out his forehead! Yo, I gotsta go in the bafroom and mess wit dis BP zit!

by DaNinci May 26, 2010

BP Spill

Like an Alaskan Pipeline, but a hole is poked in the condom, so as it warms up, a little bit of shit will leak out.

I was excited last night to lay an Alaskan Pipeline, but was startled when it turned into a BP Spill.

by Zemanator December 8, 2020

bp of s

Abbreviation and softer term for Bald Piece of Shit, a white, wireless XBox controller made by Electronic Arts.

"Yo hit me with that bp of s!"

by my manwich June 11, 2006