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Boris Karloff

A limey cocksucker who can burn in hell and doesn't deserve to smell Bela Lugosi’s shit. But seriously Karloff’s great.
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Boris Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care.
by HulknurseSMASH December 12, 2009
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Boris

Awesome Japanese experimental metal band that also cross over into stoner rock, psychedelia, sludge metal, groove metal, noise rock, and drone metal. They're a three-piece band but are able to create some pretty sick sounds and also enthrall the listener with an atmosphere of ambient, transcendental noise.

Oh! And they're named after The Melvins song Boris.
My friend saw Boris in concert last night, and came back with his mind blown by how amazing they were.
by MlleRCCola September 22, 2012
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barristo

The barristo served me a mocha latte frappachino delight and a smile.
by Dr Sticky November 7, 2005
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Boris

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Likes corn
100% corn
-BORIS LIKES CORN Do you like CORN???

SAY YES OR YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEAP FROM SUFFOCATION IN CORN
by CoRN_cOrN 420 October 11, 2019
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Often confused with a fat old balding russian man, but is actually the coolest and most dashing (; armenian guy ever! He's jams out on his guitar for hours and leaves the girls swooning. He'll never give up on his friends and stays up 'til the crack of dawn talking to them. Everyone wants a best friend  like Boris!
Mom: who you texting
Me: Boris
Mom: oh...say hi for me! 
Me: *texting* my mom says hi 
Boris' reply: :O haha...tell her I say hi back! (-:
The End
by Artsy.Pearl August 25, 2011
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Boris the Teeth Guy

Some red version of Caillou's dad that some GoAnimate fags made that manages to piss off young children via racist slurs like nigger.
Boris the Teeth Guy: fuck you cayloo you fucking nigger kike.
MarioAndFortniteYes WomenAndSexNo: I'm telling my mom to reporrt you this is in appropreat
by RockManZero3 March 17, 2020
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Stood up by Boris

When delays on public transport in London cause you to be late for work.

Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!
Andy: "It's 9:40! You were supposed to be here at 9:00"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"
by Andysine December 2, 2009
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