Boner

I have too boner.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004
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Boner

1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!
by Awf uck May 15, 2014
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bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)
I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.
by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010
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Boner

I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.
Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.
by i made a mistake October 29, 2019
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Boner

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts
Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?
by *Peeing with a boner* January 24, 2019
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Boner

A bummer or downer. Usually rains on everyone’s parade.
Man, my fried is being a real boner today.
by Metal Princess January 19, 2021
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