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Boner

I have too boner.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
mugGet the Bonermug.

boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004
mugGet the boner!mug.

Boner

1) The slang term for an erect penis

2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it

2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?

Kevin: Dude, a boner!
by Awf uck May 14, 2014
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

when ur pp popping out of ur shorts
Me: Did u know that jeans can hide ur boner?
by *Peeing with a boner* January 23, 2019
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

A bummer or downer. Usually rains on everyone’s parade.
Man, my fried is being a real boner today.
by Metal Princess January 19, 2021
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

I gave a dude a boner once. I made a big mistake.
Dude: you gave me a boner
Me: i made a mistake.
by i made a mistake October 29, 2019
mugGet the Bonermug.

Boner

A time when the blood in ur body rushes to ur penis making it hard. When this happens u masterbate
I have a boner did
by Iwasinurmom May 21, 2021
mugGet the Bonermug.

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