steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

Pillsbury Baking Process

In today's day and age we don't have time to do our daily activities. We must learn to multitask in order to be as efficient as possible. How could one possibly expand their anus and make Pillsbury brand biscuits at the same time if not by the use of the Pillsbury Baking Process. The goal of the process is simple; it is not only to stretch out ones rectum, but also to bake some nice, crispy Pillsbury brand biscuits in the meantime.

The steps are as follows:

Step 1: Insert an unopened tin container of Pillsbury Brand Biscuits up your anus, be sure to open the sphincter to avoid causing damage.

Step 2: Once the tin is entirely submerged within the lining of your anus, go for an extensive period of exercise. Go for a run, a mountain bike adventure, or whatever your heart desires. The goal is to raise your internal body temperature.
Step 3: During the height of your workout, if all steps of the process were done correctly you will hear a significant *pop* sound. Do not worry. This is natural as the tin has opened thanks to the significant increase in pressure due to the increase in surrounding temperature.
Step 4: Let the biscuits drop onto the floor and be prepared to enjoy your new anus AND your fresh biscuits.

Son: Mother, I heard a popping noise come from your tuchus, did you happen to break your hip?
Mother: Do not be afraid, young child. For I was just using the Pillsbury Baking Process to craft some rolls for our family dinner on this fine evening. Would you like one?
Son: Oh hell yeah I love booty biscuits.
Mother: Well thanks to the Pillsbury Baking Process they'll slide right out.

by Not Jung God October 2, 2018

Bread-Baking Sex

When there’s a “bun in the oven.” When you have sex and impregnate the woman. Can be intentional or not.

“I heard Kyle is tryna have some bread-baking sex with his new wife.”

by pootielikestostrut69 December 30, 2021

The Great British Baking Show

A show with British bakers who are super nice to each other instead of the American baking shows where everyone hopes the other guy drops his patisserie.

People in American baking shows: *Snearing at the other bakers in the kitchen*

The Great British Baking Show: "Unfortunately contestant A will be leaving us"

Everyone: *Cries and hugs the person leaving*

by A.Tree September 27, 2020

booking

oldschool term, comes from the early 70s locking dance scene, good dancing or locking also means to leave a location, or to do something in a hurry

1, he was really booking thats why he won the dance contest.
2.After the show he had to book
3. he must have been in a hurry. he was booking around the corner

by greg pope December 17, 2004

Strip Booking

flipping through a girls pictures on facebook real fast while listening some techno music, so as to give the illusion that she's stripping

Dude, did you see Sarah's mobile uploads album? I was rockin some david guetta and totally strip booking it last night.

by mydogatemyspacebar January 6, 2010

Bog Booking

The art of using Facebook on your laptop or mobile phone while using the toilet. Caution is advised however when doing this as my own mobile ended it's life during a particularly extended bog booking period by attempting to escape through the toilet.

Oh my god I'm so multi talented. I've just been bog booking you for the past hour.

by TheRealDean August 6, 2011