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Blueberry Slurry

When you give a blowjob in a freezer, but don’t let them finish so they have blueballs
Karen gave the customer a blueberry slurry
by Ber November 9, 2020
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blueberrysansy8

me, the cock stealer. i steal cocks so i can finish making my legendary cock dragon to then ride it into the sunset.
me (blueberrysansy8) : I HAVE COME TO STEAL YOUR COCK!

random person: NO NOT MY COCK PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by blueberrysansy8 November 30, 2020
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Blueberry Viego

describes people who already "main" Viego on league, who dive in thinking they are the ruined king of fuck mountain, and end up getting blueballed, cc'd to hell and sent back to base. Also attributed to the blue tint of the character.
Viego: "I'm going in"
Team pings danger
Viego dives the low health Jinx, gets Blitzkrank hooked into Darius hook into Malzahar silence into Udyr bear stance, and the Jinx doubles back to drop chompers on him.
Viego: "this champ is so underpowered."
Team: "Or you're just a Blueberry Viego, ripe for the picking."
by Lioncat101 January 30, 2021
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blueberrybagel

Blueberrybagel is and epic Twitch steamer, Tiktokker, and YouTuber

She hasn’t received enough recognition for her awesomeness but she does have a group (read: cult) of extraordinary people who are willing to drop anything for their Lord and Savior Blue.

Blue has died and been resurrected several times putting her between Jesus and God. Below I shall provide a ritual instructions in case you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to summon or resurrect Blue.

What you want to do is grab a bunch of blueberry bagels and 4 candles. Places one cancel on each cardinal point around the blueberry bagel.

If you must resurrect Blue just send a picture of said bagel ritual to the Discord.
Ritual incantation to summon blueberrybagel:

“My Lord and Savior Blue, shall appear out of the blue to provide assistance in my time of need”
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Blueberry Seeds

The cum of a man after enduring hours of blue balls.
Been a rough week, but I've finally allocated a lot to plant my Blueberry seeds.
by Evil Robot from the Future August 4, 2021
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blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open
He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.
by Dmamc November 28, 2021
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Blueberry and creme pie

When a man who had the blues finally gets to creampie again
"Gave Amy a blueberry and creme pie last night!"
by Pseupseudeo February 11, 2022
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