Bronx blowjob

A Bronx blowjob is when the receiver of the blowjob farts and the giver goes away pissed as hell. If the giver continues anyway, she's considered to be a 'keeper'.

My girl friend was giving me head for fixing her car. I rewarded her with a Bronx blowjob and she proceeded to tell me what I'd had for breakfast. She keeps mentioning marriage, but I know that if we tied the knot, the blowjobs would stop.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 10, 2010

Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.

Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!

by Ahaha_killme March 2, 2020

Mormon blowjob

When a girl sucks on a guys fingers

"Hey Kate, can you give me a Mormon blowjob?"

"Sure, Ryan"

by Gentlegug93 February 7, 2017

blowjob betty

a girl who is known to blow alot of guys, or give lots of head.

every party blowjob betty goes to, she gives someone head.

by *BitchPlease. July 23, 2006

blowjob

pretending that a mans dick is a lollypop and sucking it dry (gook indo whores dont have real lollies so they use anything they can get)

douf loved the gobby he got from cyberz mum just after the gobby from damos mum..

by doufas January 5, 2006

Blowjob Barbie

I female who is beautiful, but unintelligent, and shallow, other than blowjobs is completely useless.

Look at that blowjob Barbie

by Sixty9isfine March 4, 2018

blowjob

Mouth to penis sexual stimulation. Can result in orgasm. Can result in the mouth filling unexpectedly with ejaculate. Can be extremely satisfying for both involved.

Performed well by women with big lips, and even better by guys (who actually know what they are doing).

She wanted to give me a blowjob, but I said, "hell no, i'm saving my load for him!"

by Team Gay Sex June 8, 2007