Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.
by Dani November 26, 2004
by Brie October 05, 2003
by rukker April 01, 2006
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The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!
That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!
I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!
I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!
by 6ysusie September 17, 2009
The blond conspiracy is a secret agreement that exists between white people. It's all about hiding the fact that they lose the blond color of their hair at a certain point in their life.
Person 0 : Them crackers are petty people dude i know about their plot. It's their best kept secret, they do not stay blond for their entire lifetime.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
Person 1 : I know about this too, it's called the blond conspiracy.
by J.Dee. January 22, 2014
20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.
by indianblondy January 06, 2022