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God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.
"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"
by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004
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Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.
Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.
by BanditBall August 30, 2019
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Wallet Blocker

Any device, either passive or active, that provides protection from Credit Card skimmers while your cards are inside your wallet.
I hate credit card sleeves so I just put a wallet blocker in my wallet to prevent skimming and wireless theft.
by AntiSkimmer April 29, 2016
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Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.
Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.
by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012
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isle blockers

A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.
I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.
by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018
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Write Blocker

A device used in digital forensics that is used to block writes whilst creating an image of a storage medium.
Jason: Can anyone give me the definition of a write blocker?
Student: Something that blocks writes
Jason: * longs for the days before he had to deal with such bullshit * No, anyone else?
by Not_TJ October 19, 2019
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Chi Blocker

Inspired by the Chi Blockers on the TV show avatar, a real life chi blocker is a person who emotionally blocks you from getting high. Someone who is such a killjoy, that no matter how much weed you smoke, you won't get high while they're around.
I tried to get high with my dad, but he's still such a chi blocker for me, it's impossible to get high around him!

I smoked like three joints with Jennifer last night, but i didn't feel even a little high...that girl is one powerful chi blocker!
by Chi-Blocker May 30, 2018
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