when a person is extremely high out of there mind (usually on marijuana) and the next day they have absolutely no idea what happened.
dylan: dude you were so high last night you were just staring at my cat for 3 straight hours!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!
Armin: oh my god i was so skull blitzed!
by armeeen December 11, 2009
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by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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by badazzzz June 13, 2013
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by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016
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