bitterly

Thinking horrible things

he thought bitterly as he ate his toast

by fluffyunicorn2.0 June 11, 2018

son of a monkey biter

1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.

*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"

by gazingupwards May 2, 2008

Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

by Bill Brasky February 1, 2005

bitterness

1) A disease somewhat like liberalism
2) A rage similar to that felt by Macho Man Randy Savage
3) The defining aspect of the realm

Officer Joe is pissed off for no reason. He has stepped into the realm of bitterness

by The J men May 25, 2005

Bitterman

A man who has evolved beyond the need for some woman to validate his existence and has a desire for the finer things in life, such as self reliance, marijuana or fine Jamaican rum.

Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!

Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*

Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.

Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...

Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*

by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011

bittertweet

To post a negative tweet from the web site Twitter.

After John's movie was given a poor review he quickly posted a bittertweet against the author from his Twitter account.

by Zebjr September 30, 2009

Bitter

When a person has had too many disappointments in his/her life and is thus never happy for anyonelse...in fact, he/she would like for everyonelse to be as miserable as him/her.

Jenn: like, omg! I showed Brenda my engagement ring today and she wouldn't even congratulate me.

Heather: like, yea! She's so bitter!

by meowyes August 1, 2008