Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

by Neufdog2 March 18, 2014

Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016

Beanazelle

A women that is of Spanish decent who pretends to be white.

"Hey Danny I just saw a brown girl with blonde hair"? "It was probably just a Beanazelle Dale".

by Flyingyeet June 12, 2019

Bean Nut

A Catholic Priest that likes 10 year old boys, especially in trailer parks.

That mans is a bean nut.

by BoLynch007 August 31, 2020

angel bean

A name given to your boyfriend/girlfriend or someone that is just generally really cute

Phil is everyone's favourite angel bean

He is like a ray of sunshine, he's such an angel bean

by Happy birthday Phil October 12, 2016

angel bean

Mentioning your partner

He's my angel bean

by Imthephantasicone September 21, 2016

Mean Bean Machine

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.

"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."

by Ushimimi September 14, 2016