Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.

I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!

by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009

bean bangler

A highly offensive racial slur for a person of Hispanic origin.

That's the same bean bangler who rakes my leaves!

by Bigfatbeanburrito September 8, 2011

bean tunnel

The capacious fleshy tube atop which the bean sits.

I started off flicking the bean and then stuck a cucumber into the bean tunnel.

by skawars February 28, 2012

bean circle

The female equivalent of a circle-jerk.

"Semisi is going to be late, she is caught up in a bean circle

by SemiSizeMe October 3, 2015

Bean Steamer

An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.

Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

banemasking

The act of placing a pair of women's panties (preferably used) and stretching the leg holes around one's ears and positioning the gusset against the nose while deeply inhaling the sweet, succulent aroma. When done properly, it simulates Bane's mask in Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight Rises".

Zach: "Guys I found a pair of dirty panties in my laundry."
Werner: "DUDE, let me see those. I love banemasking a creamy pair of panties."
Zach: "Jesus,dude."

by reallybaked512 September 5, 2016

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017