Lesbian sex, specifically scissoring
by LiquidNightmare January 16, 2012
Term also known as scissoring or Tribadism. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.
Jessica fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Beatrice’s, as they embrace in the act of skittle bumping.
by Mustachio 1 May 11, 2010
Goosebumps that occur out of empathetic embarrassment.
When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.
The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.
2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.
3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.
Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.
The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.
2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.
3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.
Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
P1. (Singing loudly while high-fiving and making eye contact) You got mud on yo' face, big disgrace, kicking yo can all over the place!
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
by vranizan February 24, 2010
by LazyJedi April 21, 2021
The act of touching one’s erect penis with another man’s erect penis in a head butting motion. If performing this act too long a gooey sperm bridge form between the heads.
Hey Henry that was an amazing round of bumping rods last night.
Henry: It sure was Reese we had the longest spermcicles hanging from our pee pee’s.
Henry: It sure was Reese we had the longest spermcicles hanging from our pee pee’s.
by Spoonyt69 March 25, 2022
when two or more people jump into each other and bump their chests, as a fiendly bump usually. For females this may be painful.
Nicole and Josh did a chest bump. Nicole was hurt badly though, she had to cry because she squashed her boobs which is painful/.
by llniccill February 19, 2007
by Nastynate June 13, 2003