Batty scrunch

The term used to describe an anal cavity after serious prolonged penetration which resembles a hair scrunchy

Also an insult for absolute queers

“Jesus your ass looks just batty scrunch”

“Oi, big Scott, ya fucking batty scrunch!”

by The fanny licker September 13, 2019

batty rattler

A gigantic arse intruding dildo, nothing like you have ever seen. The only thing that matches the length of this beast is it's girth! It's what can only be described as a arse destroyer. Only the most accomplished and experienced can even attempt the task of conquering the batty rattler!

No didlo has been a challenge for me, bring on the batty rattler!

by Jonny and Steve August 30, 2018

Batty fap

Bum wank.

Arse wank.

"Go have a batty fap you battyfapper."

"Quit your battyfapping!" - Stop being an arse wanker.

The term Battyfapper may be used to describe the profession of male and female strippers, who parade their batty for the fapping pleasure of their audience.

by MintJollyBoy January 6, 2012

batty jubes

Another name for Jubel peach lager used by technicians and maintenance chads

Me and Finchy-baby are gonna use our free maintenance pint to get on the batty jubes

by Brancofandan May 26, 2023

Batty fish

Batty fish

I’ll slap ur mum with a batty fish

by Ben_ [e-mail] October 10, 2020

batty cough

A batty cough means a fart.

Batty means bum and you cough so put it together and it is a batty cough, which is a fat.

i just batty coughed

by Emdog_ October 26, 2017

compressed batty

the bum of a male that has an oval shape and looks squeezed together.

girl 1: rah look at his flat batty
girl 2: well,it's more of a compressed batty

by greenblazer April 4, 2019