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Baltimore Blast

When a male (or a collective group of men) ejaculates so hard on a girls face, she is knocked to the ground like the entire city of Baltimore is hitting her in the face.
Man, I knew before I even finished that she was going to get the Baltimore Blast.
by DJ King Pin April 3, 2010
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Baltimore Landslide

The act of explosively shitting your pants while performing a classic Baltimore lean.
If you look to your right you'll notice the fabled tumble weave. On your left we have a gravity defying heroin addict... Whoa what's this?! Ladies and gentlemen we have a rare treat today. You're currently witnessing a Baltimore landslide!
by Yanni Venough May 2, 2014
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New Baltimore

A town in Michigan which everything looks like something from the 1800's except a library. It literally looks older than Baltimore.
Are you SURE this isn't OLD Baltimore? New Baltimore.
by The Great Gas Head March 23, 2013
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Baltimore

Greatest City In America!!! Population of about 600,000 in city limits.
Sure, some parts are dirty n got their problems and hobos and drugs and violence, but what city doesn't? There are more sexy females within any given 2 block radius than there are in the whole of any other city; plenty of bars, and nearly everything to do in a city filled with life and excitement. The rules are chill, because the police have SERIOUS things to worry about, so nearly anything is acceptable; this city is fun people believe me! The suburbs house the rich kids and are pretty gay, but the city is great! It's building up down here every day.

And yes, there is some crime, but it's concentrated, and usually has reasoning behind it. Don't be stupid and those people will leave you alone; it's actualy easier to get along with down-to-earth Baltimore residents than it is with rich kids in suburban high schools that are assholes, because nobody in Baltimore is snobby! So come on down, why don't you; there's plenty to do and see. Born in Sinai Hospital; Park Heights where u at!!!
I walk down North Avenue in Baltimore City with 50s hangin' out my pocket and my cell phone out, but i show respect n i have no problems wit' anybody.
*Everyday Thing*
-"Walking down North Ave with 50's hanging out pocket"
-"Sup fam""whats good"
-"Pull out cell phone, talks chill"
-"Reaches destination safely"
My Point: All you Bmore Bashers burn in hell
by Proud Baltimorean January 19, 2008
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balmore hun

a woman from the baltimore/annapolis/egdewater,MD area,who wears tight, out of style, leggings- also referred to as "balmore huns,"and has the edgewater(white trashy) way of life
c'mon honey! get your balmore huns on, we're goin to da ocean!
by anadama December 31, 2004
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Baltimoron

A person from Baltimore that takes offense to it being called a shithole. THEM KNOWING IT IS A SHITHOLE.
"Did you hear about Trump calling Baltimore a dangerous place and a dump?"

"Yeah all the Baltimorons are taking offense"
by PRPatriot July 28, 2019
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Baltimore

my hometown
real niggaz
fuck all the gay ass cities
la, atlana, boston new york, philly
bmore is legit son dont fuck or you will die
baltimore home of the sexiest ass womem, best weed and a whole lot of shit
by bmore February 11, 2005
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