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skanger-banger

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Small, crappy car driven by a skanger. Often sporting garish paintjobs, oversized wheels, and loud exhaust systems. Ironically, most skanger-bangers are terrible, shitty cars to begin with (often gifted to the skanger by his mother or grandmother), and the modifications can end up being more valueable than the car itself.
Popular vehicles for skanger-banger-isation include Nissan Micras, Vauxhall Novas & Honda Civics.
"Fintan, call the Gardai, I saw a skanger-banger outside."
by Steve Sandwich June 24, 2007
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Spoon banger

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One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.
It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.
by chuzbesko August 3, 2010
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Shlang Banger

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when a girl gets so much black dick she becomes extremely loose.
Boi that white bitch is a shlang banger.
by Nig_Nog-1 October 12, 2016
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A tattoo on a woman's lower back. Also know as a tramp stamp.
If you're looking to get laid look for the women with slut badges.

A lot of the women with slut badges will tell you that they are wearing tribal markings but that's just BS. These chicks are just ultraconformist sluts.
by Itsme2003 September 11, 2007
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At some point about three years ago, it became fashionable for women to deface themselves with tattoos, usually above the waist or on the ankle or upper arm. I first became aware of this trend when some scratter shoved by me sporting a butterfly on the grotesque roll of mechanically tanned lard that hung around her belt. Had I known what was to come, I would have killed her then and there to stop the plague-like spread.

Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff.

At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall.

I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one.

See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.
I thought she was a bit of alright until she bent down to open that drawer, exposing the eagle-wing slag badge on her lower spine.
by Lord Grimcock August 23, 2007
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One Stone Tea Bagger

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Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.
Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger
by thesnake3h February 22, 2009
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A tattoo on the lower back of a woman that indicates to anyone viewing it that she is, in fact, a skank.
Mildred's skank badge provided Edward with light reading material as he pounded her doggy style.
by Ayesha Mossley December 22, 2004
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