Liam: What's wrong with avocadoes?
Louis: Trendiest food of all time. They do piss me off, avocadoes.
Louis: Trendiest food of all time. They do piss me off, avocadoes.
by emmsquared_28 April 13, 2022
Get the Avocadomug. When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
Get the Avocado birthmug. Avocado attack is a god and owns the universe, slashedX and moon suck and avo is better. Thats why they are lonely
by Peen head September 7, 2020
Get the Avocado attackmug. by Betatestertard July 30, 2022
Get the Blue Avocadomug. Used to express emotions like shock, surprise or enthusiasm for atheists who worship avocados instead /satire
by Chinigugugaga August 22, 2025
Get the Holy Avocadomug. the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
Get the triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocadomug. The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She’s smart and talented and funny but goes through a lot. She deserves so much better than what she has
by dawnathondoodlepuff May 1, 2018
Get the pink avocadomug.