Asshat

what you call your friend's when they think they're smart, or they are just retarded

Person 1: the earth is flat!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up you Asshat.

by Lil_Ligma November 28, 2018

Asshat

Someone with a ass like personality, almost as if they were wearing an ass on their head

That kids acting like an asshat

by 22Miss_Understood22 January 20, 2017

asshat

a norhan

Norhan was being her normal, asshat self, when she kept playing with me.

by birdboi June 8, 2018

ASSHAT

A person that has a big heart.

OMG!!!!!!! CHARY YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

by Mr. Iamyourbitch June 1, 2018

asshat

The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.

Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.

Ie: Dirty asshat.

Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"

by 13blackcats December 21, 2008

asshat

Donald Trump and his cronies

That asshat is going to build that wall.

by EVAmyLeeMetalhead April 16, 2017

Asshat

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025