friending

the action of going to a social event to make a new friend; like 'fishing', but for friends.
I went to Starbucks for coffee but ended up friending since there were so many cool peeps there.
by Matt Elkins March 22, 2006
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Friend

That guy who can act like an ass and a week later you both are at the bar together. That guy who can see you at your worst and tomorrow you'll be shooting hoops with him. That's a friend.
Friend 1: Go to hell you ass.

a week later

Friend 2: i'll take a scotch

Friend 1: Jack
by shortkite24 March 19, 2010
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friend

noun, the menstruation

This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.
When the friend goes away, I'll give it night and day.
by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008
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A friend is someone with whom you share the fondest of memories....but those that only you will understand .... exchanging mugs of coffee three doors down, a time share cat named Joseph, on the road telephone conversations into the night,cooking Christmas turkey, tequila shooters, and When Harry Met Sally.
A friend is someone that you can snuggle into on the couch and laugh and cry and talk, or do nothing at all.
A friend is someone who is honored with the title of best friend and will always hold it, even though circumstances change around them, time grows scarce, lives grow busy, minds grow forgetful and the opportunities for that closeness are not as available anymore.
A friend breathes deeper and diverse meanings into the word love.
A friend is someone who is always held close in the heart no matter the distance between three houses.
When considering together the earth's gravitational pull, both the quantum theory and the theory of relativity and the sound waves emitted by good and not so good (but nastalgic all the same) 80s music i can quite boldly say....i miss my friend Ben.
by maidenofthemoor May 19, 2006
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Friends

a lame excuse for people who say they will be there for you but really they just like your misery.
Me: so now i have two new friends
Counselor: oh really and how does that make you feel
Me: well like crap they wont talk to me then they yell at me and cancel our plans.
by Suck Ass Friends September 04, 2009
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Someone you can share details of your sex life with, without it being weird.
Only a true friendship could withstand conversation including the intimate details of their kinky sex.
by Who needs a real pseudonym January 02, 2017
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An unorthodox name picked by someone who has no end in mind. This person does not see the difficulties that will arise in trying to address them by using this name.
A: Hey Sean, have you seen Friend?
B: You're my Friend.
A: No.. I mean Friend Koay
by WoshiMoshi October 02, 2015
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