When a person gives a handjob and collects the cum in their hand, then threatens the person they just gave the handjob too by using the cum as a weapon.
Did you hear about Leo? Apparently, his girl pulled an Armed and Dangerous on him and he's still washing it out
by HeftyBoi January 11, 2021
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by Cecil January 26, 2003
Get the one armed bandit mug.1) That little town on the road to Heavington between Plowed and Blotto
2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
2) Irretrievably drunk - past the point of it being fun but short of it being dangerous.
1) Check out Phil over there at the bar clinging to his stool like he's riding piggyback - methinks our boy be arsed!
2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
2) OK, I'm arsed. If I get to the morning without hurling, I deserve a fecking medal.
by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005
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Get the couldn't be rat-arsed mug.What, Canada actually has armed forces now?
Now that I never knew...
What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?
And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc
Now that I never knew...
What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?
And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc
Hey, did you know that all milk cartons in Canada have the word "HOMO" up the side of them? No, really.
I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.
I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.
by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006
Get the Canadian Armed Forces mug.The Global Republic of Armed Nations (GRAN for short) is a player created alliance on cybernations, a popular browser based nation simulation game, often being referred to as one of the best and most steadfast alliances in the game.
GRAN is an alliance who, after defeating a trouble maker alliance called Digital Horizons, they become targets of slander, vandalism, and numerous homo-sexual related insults both on and off the game by Digital Horizons members, who have been known to be homosexuals themselves.
GRAN is an alliance who, after defeating a trouble maker alliance called Digital Horizons, they become targets of slander, vandalism, and numerous homo-sexual related insults both on and off the game by Digital Horizons members, who have been known to be homosexuals themselves.
1.) <MortalCombat> I'm so angry that my alliance was destroyed by GRAN, that now I make gay jokes about them to compensate for my own feelings of inadequacy.
2.) <MortalCombat> I wish my alliance never messed with the Global Republic of Armed Nations alliance!
2.) <MortalCombat> I wish my alliance never messed with the Global Republic of Armed Nations alliance!
by Aryan83 July 31, 2009
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2) to have an anus with descending, wirey, long hair, similar to a rat. Also, often with a tail.
2) to have an anus with descending, wirey, long hair, similar to a rat. Also, often with a tail.
by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004
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