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apple

A great computer hardware/software company. Period. People who tout the benefits of Windows-based machines are inflexible, incorrigible, and inept. Take a look at the votes given to other definitions of apple. Notice that Carlos Net's spectacular entry has more than twice the number of thumbs-ups than thumbs-downs. Notice also that all of the entries bashing on Apple Computers received overwhelming amounts of thumbs-downs. Just take a look, you sorry little Windows-users, trapped in your cages of XP, ME, NT, and 2K. I pity you.
Mmmm...Apple's G5 tower...*drools*
by Coolguy! May 26, 2005
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Apple

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LOOKING FOR THE DEFINITION OF APPLE! IT'S THE FIRST EDIBILITY YOU LEARNED ABOUT!
Friend 1: The meaning of apple is like, so, like, totally obscure.
Friend 2: *facepalm*
by BjorntheKorn November 4, 2011
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Apple

The most awesome computer company ever. (See also Macintosh, iPod, Alaskan Firedragon, (yes they created them,) and iPhone,
Apple Rocks!!!
by Swimman March 24, 2009
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Apple

why thats a fine apple you have there.
can i try some of your apple juice ?
by Joe willbourne April 27, 2005
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Apple

1. First fruit you think of when hearing the word ''fruit''.
2. A company selling people with too low self esteem and too much money i-products to give them the access to the i-community, which consists of folks feeling superior to everyone who doesn't want to waste his money.
1.To make people not always thinking about this newschool company apple I write the oldschool fruit ''æpple''.
2.He wanted to commit suicide, but then he bought himself a i-Phone and now hes respected by everyone.
by Wrich April 6, 2013
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apple

I just wanted to share this apple with you. when i spotted it today i thought it was the most beautiful apple i had ever seen, the shape, the colour, the firmness, everything. just perfect. so yeah heres a knife. I'll half it. lets hope it tastes as amazing and purely applish as it looks.
Zhoië just came by and gave me one half of her apple.
by Krkič March 13, 2020
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Apple

Why are you searching for the word apple?
by TiiArcen August 16, 2015
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