alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him

Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him

by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020

Alfie

A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.

Who’s that guy there? That’s alfie, I think

by Skull3i January 29, 2021

Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with

Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate

by Your nan123 December 23, 2019

alfie kingham

the king of ham

this guy is alfie kingham

by Max Mckenzie February 17, 2017

Alfie

Alfie’s are tough oftentimes they get told they take steroids the have huge whale dicks and get all the pussy

Alfie’s have great bicep genetics and all the girls love them

by The big a _76 November 23, 2021

Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

by Beaztly July 5, 2021

ZE ALFY

the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot

oh shit here comes ZE ALFY travis said, get out the dildo

by alfredsrad October 8, 2008