Amityville

This town is made up of people who think they are "something", however, in reality, they are perpetrating the fraud that they do represent "something.” That something amounts to what is now known as: surfing, drinking a lot of beer, playing beer pong, acting thug, smoking marijuana, and listening to good music. Don't be mistaken though, the north side of Amityville is comparable to the south Bronx, mostly on Arbor Day between the hours of 12:03am to 8:43pm. It is like any other town in some respects- there are the parts where the "cool" kids hang out, where the "potheads" hangout, where the "losers" reside and so on and so forth. The Amityville police department can best be described as overly friendly, mostly due to the fact that everyone in the entire tri state area knows them and you can buy PBA cards in 25 cent slot machines. “Hey, if its in red cups, we cant do shit.” Damn straight. Carry on. “What’s that you’re smoking, marijuana? Keep smoking, but might I bother to ask you where you acquired this green looking substance from?” People sometimes have a tendency to drive directly into 7-11s, drive on lawns while you sleep, driving while yelling slurs, driving while firing paintball guns at 14 year olds, and driving while asking and demanding where that "haunted house" might be. Its gotten to that point where everyone that lives in Amityville can give perfect directions, without smirking, to lead these tourists to the east side of Guatemala. Lastly, few species have been spotted residing in Amityville. first we have the white kids (from the south part) trying to be thug. Lets call this species “retarded.” Then we have the surfers, who are generally referred to as "posers," and last but not least we have "hot girls." WAIT. WHAT? Actually, they’re aren’t even that many hot girls living here. if you’re between the ages of 7 and 63 and looking for ass, don’t come to Amityville. Go to Massapequa. Its our "friendly" next door neighbor. (where std’s have been spotted traveling in packs of four with sonic the hedge hog-looking males off of Montauk Highway.) Oh, and everyone knows what the undercover cop cars look like on Halloween.

Amityville is an experiment.

by Dan Dan Dan May 13, 2006

amitoz

They are one of the coolest and sexiest alpha males, who know each of their action well. They have a sixth sense and understand people the fastest. They form good friends with girls. They are supportive, available to their friends, super intelligent. They are very dense full and use logic liberally. They are more of no crap person. They love endlessly, especially their friends. But one shouldn't be in their bad books they are very sharp and one could get a bloody nose if they provoke them.

He is always available. He more like amitoz.

by Whyiseveryhandlenamealreadytak June 9, 2019

Amity

Sucky ass mother fucking school system with groups of sucky ass clicks. coverd in mold an hebestos or wateevr

Amity sucks ass

by victum June 8, 2004

amitoz

He is a jolly person, with cuteness and hotness combined. He chooses his mates wisely and is really nice with girls. He is witty and sexy. He tends to be good but when rubbed at wrong side one may recieve a volley of punches. Girls always have a secret crush on him. He gels in every group easily. He may wonder aimlessly sometimes. He is caring towards his mates in his good books. He is optimistic. He is often ignored in groups but it doesn't affect him much. He learns from everybody and from every situation. He can convert his foes into mates easily if he wants. He leads his own way. Basically he is the best alpha man one can find.

Aww, he is so nice to me like amitoz.

by Whyiseveryhandlenamealreadytak June 9, 2019

Amity

A girl with thick armpit hair. no matter how much she tries to shave it, it will never go away. has awkward moles on her face, and crooked teeth. Smells bad. Ugly hands and feet. not very attractive.

Yo... do you smell that?

Yeah, it's just Amity

by asdfgyujhio August 10, 2012

amite

the home and breeding ground for hypocrites, liars, cunt muscles, and sluts.

Christina Auguilera should move to an amite place.

by seekme August 25, 2008

Amityville

Some unusual quirk of a house, like a miswired light switch or unseen noise source like a loose attic fan that make a place seem haunted. Usually a construction defect or something that is in need of servicing.

Was uttered by a homeowner on the HGTV show "House Detectives" when having them look over her house.

"And this is the 'Amityville' light switch... the one on the left doesn't seem to do anything but this one turns on both the hall and that one porch light over there..."

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005