Amber Alert

Uh oh, a kid got stoled!

Guy 1: Hey, where did (child) go?
Guy 2: oh he got stoled
Guy 1: Uh oh, Amber Alert!

by happyfoxUD April 16, 2020

Amber Alert

When you shit in someone's bed to passive aggressively get back at them

Amber H. And Captain Jack Sparrow got in an argument. Instead of being an adult and talking about it, she served Captain J. with and Amber Alert!

by D.O. Hawg April 30, 2022

Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.

Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.

by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017

famber alert

When she puts you in the friend zone.

"Famber alert bro, she just call me fam and not bae."

by firmhand September 14, 2016

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022

Amber Alert

a feminine equivalent or synonym for red flag behaviors; a warning that you should not be or in any way, associate yourself with a particular person.

She is a pathological liar. Somebody should sound an amber alert for her boyfriend to break up with her.

by Dianesidhe May 26, 2022

Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022