Accident

What my parents say I am

"You are an accident!"

by WillyWoe November 11, 2018

accidental neckbeardism

When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.

Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.

Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 4, 2019

Accidental fuckery

When you call somebody out for being on that fuckery and they say they didn't mean to. How do you accidentally fuck something up.

That bitch be on that accidental fuckery

by Tanksaidfucktwelve July 21, 2023

accidental death

A clothing brand established in 2019 that gained popularity for their Coffin Backpacks

bro what are you wearing? throw that out and shop with Accidental Death.

by BurningCulprit July 29, 2023

Accidental Rizz

When someone accidentally makes a girl fall for him without having that intention at the start. Very rare phenomenon that cannot be learned or thought.

Mark: Yo yesterday night I had a normal conversation with this girl and he was so down for me at the end of the night
Luke: Yo you've got ACCIDENTAL RIZZ!!

by wannaberizzler October 20, 2023

'There is no accidents'

there is no accidents, Master Oogway.
Then what am I?

And what are you?

'There is no accidents'
But younger gen Zs and Alphas

by Professor White July 16, 2021

Hot tub fail - the accident

A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)

Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...

by Homies3washere October 11, 2023