Welsh Bobsleigh Team

The act of taking a bath with your grandad

“Did you have a good weekend?”

“It was okay, but I got enrolled into the Welsh Bobsleigh Team”

“What do you mean?”

“I had a bath with my grandad”

by GButs January 7, 2023

Welsh

A mongoloid who cries when he loses his ones on siege.

Welsh mate you are such a Welsh!

by FortniteKind0001 December 16, 2023

sam welsh

Some clingy ass mofo that is far too sensitive

Dom: shut up jack
Jack: stop being mean or I'm going off
Adam: stop being a sam welsh

by anonymous November 22, 2021

welsh waterballoon

When you hold your foreskin closed so the end of your penis fills with urine.

I just did a huge welsh waterballoon in the shower

by Juicy pol August 2, 2024

welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018

chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it

Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015

Welsh Letterbox

The Welsh Letterbox is like a glory hole for ladies. Simple dangle your flaps through the slit for a fun time!

Oh butt, going down the car par toilet for a Welsh Letterbox later, you up for it or what?!?

by Bobble83 December 2, 2022