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Harold

a nickname for our scar head
harry potter
girl: harold get back here
harry: oh no!
by adeilinepotter December 14, 2022
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William “Harold” Johnson

aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
This WilliamHaroldJohnson is a real cuck.
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
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Harold

Harold is a pain in the but he has a disgusting taste in girls and is mean and annoying and most Harold's are gay
Boy1: wow that guy looks so gay!
Boy2: yeah it’s probably Harold!
by Harold_gayKid788 May 31, 2020
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Finnian Harold Andrews

The act of pretending to be a specific age and another gender to be with someone like, then, when you break up, to lie about your information, and say you are older, when you are infact younger.
I want to be just like Finnian Harold Andrews!
by TOOLBEAT July 18, 2025
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Harold

a sexually attractive and super chill girl who prefers to hangout with the guys to avoid girl drama.
Dude, I love our Harold.
by UrbanKing123 June 15, 2021
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Harold Wall

The fattest meek In the known universe and can be turned into a worlds supply of bars of soap
Stop being such a Harold Wall
by Harold “fatneek” wall April 23, 2021
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mark harold

Very quiet and calculative person overthinks the simplest of things and an ambivert that can control their emotion with great proficiency to hide weakness
Oh my mark Harold is overthinking again!!
Why is mark Harold so quiet
by Envixmh2 May 20, 2023
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