aka "involuntarily celibate", a man (usually male) who has a horrible personality and treats women like sexual objects and thinks his lack of a sex life comes from being "ugly" when its really just his blatant sexism and terrible attitude. incels have little to no self awareness; even when they see other "ugly" men with girlfriends, he considers these men to be tricksters who have somehow beat the system and can get women despite being cursed with unattractiveness (in other words, theyre respectful to women and women are attracted to their personalities, but cant comprehend such a phenomenon). “Harold” believes that women owe him sex, and many of the more extreme “Harolds” like to spend time in incel communities on the internet coming up with ways to make women have sex with them (often involving genocide of people of color, genocide of "Chads" (men who have sex), taking rights away from women, raping them, having sex with women's dead bodies, and other horrid, disgusting things. He cant understand that that is PRECISELY why women want nothing to do with him).
by H.R. Wells. July 9, 2018
Get the William “Harold” Johnsonmug. The act of pretending to be a specific age and another gender to be with someone like, then, when you break up, to lie about your information, and say you are older, when you are infact younger.
by TOOLBEAT July 18, 2025
Get the Finnian Harold Andrewsmug. 
Person A: Did you see Harold's tweet?
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course
Person B: Was it this one? 'everyone has a titanic moment for the first time'?
Person A: Yes, of course
by Lynxxh April 4, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.
The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.
by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018
Get the Harold Handelmannmug. by Hoolimations June 12, 2018
Get the harold houlihanmug. It’s a racial slur used for mixed race people when one of the offsprings parents are white and the other aren’t of white descent.
by Chai-Yen January 16, 2021
Get the Harold-Morleymug.