To be wank drunk is a sensation solely associated with males who bash one out and suddenly succumb to the sensation of feeling lethargic and sleepy, almost drunk like immediately following a cheeky tug. Whilst males feel knocked out after having shot their loads, the expression wank drunk can also refer to general groginess and lethargy during periods of inactivity and boredom, as if they have just had a tug, are spaced out, and feel like just sleeping.
by Alright Mullet September 29, 2010
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Mike was all over Todd lastnight after he drank a bottle of wine. He kept grabbing his ass and telling him he loved him! Another Homo Drunk night for Mike!
by Seamus1 September 12, 2011
Get the Homo Drunk mug.a method of preparing your bed so that it is comfortable and easily accessible after a night of drinking. Usually includes clearing all the shit off it, folding back the covers and laying out your pjs
by lamicmic January 8, 2010
Get the drunk bed mug.Beyond wasted. So wasted, in fact, that you add syllables to words, lose your phone, hook up with random chicks in elevators, etc.
Person One - "Wow man I feel like shit today. Musta gotten white girl wasted last night."
Person Two - "White girl wasted?? Not even close bro. More like Dunlap drunk!"
Person Two - "White girl wasted?? Not even close bro. More like Dunlap drunk!"
by dailydump891 January 2, 2012
Get the dunlap drunk mug.1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.
Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.
by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009
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My ultra-wealthy friend down in Texas has become money drunk, and therefore ultra-stupid about how he spends it; his most recent demonstration of this phenomenon was with his purchase of an exotic wild animal ranch he’s nicknamed “Big Nuggets Ranch!”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2020
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Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!
by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010
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