Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

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Monster Bishops

Bishops controlling open diagonals, and often aimed at the opponent's King.

I couldn't get my pieces into play, my position was terrible! If I could only trade off my worthless Knights for his Monster Bishops.

by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015

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bishop basher

a person, usually male, that masturbates a lot. The bishop in this case being a euphemism for the penis.

Joe's a proper bishop basher, he was lying in bed the other morning bashing the bishop with his headphones on and when he finished, he noticed his mum had been in and left his tea and toast beside his bed.

by Ducktape Corkfeet April 6, 2016

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Harold Bishop

Quasi-backwards-subverted Cockney rhyming slang for "Barry White" which in turn is Cockney rhyming slang for "shite". Additional fence created to pay respects to the big man, whom is no longer with us.

"Saw the new Iron Man last night." "Any good?" "Nah, it was Harold"
"I thought I'd enjoy my new job but it turned out it was Harold Bishop".

by AngryBradley June 9, 2013

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Bishop barrington

Full of the snobbiest lasses in year 11. All they feel the need to do is sit and stare and start on people but when you pipe up to them they say sorry cause they by there self. But when they with there snobby friends they stare give you queer death stares and make sly comments. They think they better than everyone else. Talk down to people. Shout about who they shagged at the weekend but nobody want to know me doll. Also a group of lasses in year 10 they are the nicest people you will ever meet..

Bishop barrington bible bashes they yuck the st.johns lot

by I love MD December 8, 2019

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