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Stanley Cuping It

The definition of a try hard who goes hard in every gym class sport especially floor hockey. It usually includes playing full contact (including but not limited to slashing to the shins and elbows to the face) and celebrating after every goal.
Doug: YEAH! GOAL!
Mac: Doug is such a try hard.
Chris: Yeah he's Stanley Cuping It
by Bar Down all day son October 20, 2010
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Stanley Steamer

Stanley Steamers may be performed when you are at a friend's house to visit (eg. for a LAN party, etc.) but he's being a *very* shitty host, so you proceed to pull your pants and underwear down and rub your bare, nasty ass on one, very concentrated spot of his bedroom carpet. If he's being a particularly flagrant ass hole, proceeding to the rubbings of his bed sheets, pillow cases, and/or other miscellaneous personal belongings may ensue.
Kurt was completely ignoring all of his guests, so Chad proceeded to giving his carpet a thorough Stanley Steamer, though this wouldn't be the first time...
by sso33 December 22, 2008
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stanley steamer

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets
how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?
by Dasec I mown April 26, 2006
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slippy stanley

when your best friend poops in your mouth and then you shart it out into your other best friends mouth.
Katie that slippy stanley you gave the other day was phenomanal.
by Laurelana August 21, 2006
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Stanley Steamer

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.
Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.
by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014
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Mark Stanley

An Actor That Played In Game Of Thrones. Or A Maniac That Is Obsessed With Donuts.
"Oh Yeah, I was quite angry when Mark Stanley spoiled the end of game of thrones". ------ "Mark, Will You Stop Eating Donuts? The Doctor Said You Will Get Diabetes."
by Mark 🍩 February 25, 2020
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flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)
alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019
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