Rim Job

The act of fixing, replacing, or repairing a rim.
Gotta get that rim Job done to my bike soon!
by Darkseid trusoloz June 24, 2022
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rim job

When a stock's price just touches the 13 or 48 EMAs and heads the other direction causing you to either buy it, or cry that you missed your shot.
I bought options for Tesla on the rim job for a quick 700%!
by senor_ag May 25, 2022
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Rim job

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.
To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.
by BradMojito November 22, 2011
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Rim Job

When you brew a cup of coffee and the ratio produces the perfect amount of coffee to fill the cup to the rim
Damn, this v60 ratio gave me a rim job!
by Buttonwillow October 21, 2016
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Rim Job

The act of shitting on the seat of the toilet rather than into the bowl.
Joe: I just gave the toilet the rim job of its life!
Jim: Damn I wish I could give you a rim job.
*sex scene*
by poopsniffer68 September 18, 2021
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Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.
Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.
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solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.
Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 02, 2023
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