Henry

Noun.
Your typical below average name for your typical below average guy. Sub-standard in every aspect of his life, especially looks and brains. People called Henry tend not to go far in life due to their many set backs.

1. "Urgh, he is such a Henry"
2. "Stop being such a Henry"
3. "Oh dear our baby is ugly, best call him Henry"

by Cheeba Club June 27, 2014

henry

fat, gay, retarted and gets a boner when he sees girls (even ugly girls)
hes like cam off modern family.......................

he was such a henry walking around with a massive boner

by poio December 15, 2010

henry

the weird kid who gets what they want

OMG Patrick is so henry

by kitty_hi September 8, 2016

Henry

A Henry is the best footballer ever as he is a replicate of Thierry Henry ( Arsenal legend ) Ismail fave team.

“ yo henners let’s see dose skills “
“ you as good as Henry “

by Truth500288 January 20, 2020

Henry

A stone cold bitch without a sense of humor. This only applies if they have blue eyes and blonde hair they most likely have played soccer and is a faggot. He is also the king of simps he has been putting the hoes before the bros since the day he was born. He also cries at everything but nothing at the same time

Oh run its henry

why is that henry kid always crying

henry is always wanting to hang with his girl on Saturday

by HankDaTank25 May 3, 2020

Henry

Mother fucking beast

Omg did you see that Henry

You mean the guy that beat up John wick and chuck norris

by Watermelon___ June 5, 2021

Henry

An overall long boy however he has tiny legs which make him look like a deranged oblong but the main thing about him is his huge willy/shlong/pole/rhino horn/guitar head which is so long you might as well call him courgette head.

Henry: sup bro wys.
Bro: shut up willy head

by FATTYMOLESTER May 19, 2020